Monday, September 18, 2006

Truth Beats Bulls#@*!

Rube Goldberg, Device to Keep You From Forgetting To Mail Your Wife's Letter.

Beacuse honsestly, the sooner we get past the bullshit the sooner we can get back to doing the real, important work.

"As you walk past cobbler shop, hook (A) strikes suspended boot (B), causing it to kick football (C) through goal posts (D). Football drops into basket (E) and string (F) tilts sprinkling can, (G) causing water to soak coat tails (H). As coat shrinks, cord (I) opens door (J) of cage, allowing bird (K) to walk out on perch (L) and grab worm (M) which is attached to string (N). This pulls down window shade (O) on which is written, 'YOU SAP, MAIL THAT LETTER.'"


This is My Process by Michael Bierut

For over twenty years, I've been writing proposals for projects. And almost every one of them has a passage somewhere that begins something like this: "This project will be divided in four phases: Orientation and Analysis, Conceptual Design, Design Development, and Implementation." All clients want this. Sometimes there are five phases, sometimes six. Sometimes they have different names. But it's always an attempt to answer a potential client's unavoidable question: can you describe the process you use to create a design solution that’s right for us?

The other day I was looking at a proposal for a project I finished a few months ago. The result, by my measure and by the client's, was successful. But guess what? The process I so reassuringly put forward at the outset had almost nothing to do with the way the project actually went. What would happen, I wonder, if I actually told the truth about what happens in a design process?

CONTINUE READING THIS ARTICLE >> Design Observer.

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HMK

Good Morning Sweetheart Pillow


As you rest your head on the pillow for those valuable last few moments before you wake the words Good Morning Sweetheart are gently pressed onto your cheek.

Even though you may feel tired and drowsy your loved one can see how you feel.

Material: 100% cotton sheeting with embroidered text.
Concept: 100% Genius.

Thanks to James McAdam.

Remainds me of that funny old line - Making more headlines than a corduroy pillow!


That's Right!

HMK

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Havana Go Go...


Not sure of the agency responsible for this finely crafted brilliance...



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HMK

Friday, September 15, 2006

A-Z Retail Tricks


A-Z Retail Tricks To Make You Shop

"If we went into shops only when we needed to buy something, and if once in there we bought only what we needed, the economy would collapse, boom." Paco Underhill, CEO Envirosell

Ever wandered into a shop looking to buy a few things on your list, only to find yourself coming out with twice as much? You may not be aware, but the reason for this is not sheer chance, or that you were just feeling frivolous. The retail industry spends hard time and money into creating all sorts of devious little means to make you shop that bit extra. Every penny you spend in their shop is not being spent at their rivals, and in the high stakes of today’s competitive market, every penny counts.

Below is an A-Z of retail tricks that we have compiled to empower you before you go out shopping, so that you can buy what you need and collapse our economy! More will be added as we root them out.

A

Aisle Order – Some customers, particularly men, tend to simply shop for what they want, walking down an aisle grabbing what they want, turning back and walking the way they came, this is called the 'Boomerang Effect'. In order to maximise shopper and produce contact time, shops therefore place major items and brands in the middle of aisles ensuring that from any direction the customer has to walk the furthest to reach them.

B

Baby Powder – Some UK baby shops now add Baby Powder to the air conditioning to remind people of new-born’s and relax them.

Baskets – Shops will actively hand out baskets and trolleys to customers, as people then feel embarrassed taking a basket with one item to the counter, and it increases the chances of multiple purchases. You will often find baskets to the right just after the Transition Zone.

C

Canned Smell – Most Supermarkets bake their bread early in the morning, however to entice more custom some have resorted to pumping out the smell of fresh baking bread to add to the illusion that it is constantly baked through the day. Go into Niketown on Oxford Street and smell the deodorant like pong they pump into the air!

Curved Aisle Ends – A lot of supermarkets now curve the ends of their aisles, this is to ensure your eye never strays from the goods on display.


Check out the rest at Space Hijackers.

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HMK

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Happy Trails Ann Richards


Sad day here in Texas.

Ann Richards, the 45th governor our great state of Texas back in 1990, died Wednesday after a six-month battle with cancer.

She was 73.

She was a wicked funny lady with a sassy homespun charm and a tough, positive, pioneer spirit and truly one of the best things about Texas.

With her bright silver hair, a weathered face and an affinity for cobalt blue suits and pearls, Richards was also the quintessential Texas woman.

On then-Vice President George Bush: "Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth."

She won cheers at the 1988 Democratic National Convention when she reminded everyone that Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did: "She just did it backwards and in high heels."

Rest in Peace Ann.

I miss you already!

HMK

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Wow.


Smaller than ever. Now made of sleek, durable anodized aluminum, the new iPod shuffle weighs in at about half an ounce and is less than half the size of the original.

Sweet.

That's Right,

HMK

NYC #1


This guerrilla campaign from Saatchi & Saatchi takes the New York restroom shortage to the streets.

Cardboard people were placed around certain locations to highlight the public restroom shortage in New York.

Agency: Saatchi & Saatchi, New York.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Deliver Us From Evil


WTC Cross
Originally uploaded by H. Michael karshis.
The Ghandi Movement was born on this day, September 11, 1906.

Peace,

HMK

1,825 Days Later


Nate Beeler, The Washington Examiner, Washington, D.C.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

The Original Vapor Product?



Back between 1938-1942 Fox comic book titles were published as Fantastic Comics, Green Mask, among others.

During the summer of 1941 all the Fox comic book titles were full of ads for a drink called Kooba Cola, which was apparently never made. It seems it was all a Victor Fox (Fox publisher) scheme to create a demand before the product even existed.

Stay tuned, I'm gonna get mor info on this one.

Peace and try and have a great week,

HMK

Friday, September 08, 2006

The Art of War


UNUSUAL TECHNICAL IMAGES OF EQUIPMENT USED IN WORLD WAR II

The site features awesome technical cutaway drawings of submarines, ships, aircraft and arms.

That's Right!

HMK

Thursday, September 07, 2006

FAQ: The Original Energizer Bunny


The rabbit was so well known that in 1959 a New York reader was able to send Playboy a letter with the rabbit head as the only address. (And I thought Santa at the North Pole was easy....)

A shrewd marketing strategy had transformed the original bunny icon
from a dopey adolescent idea (rabbits, see, they like sex - lots of it)
to an immediately recognizable symbol of sophistication and style.

Hop on over to Design Boom for more.

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HMK

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Jackie Earle Haley is Back!


Welcome Back Jackie!

The first of two new movies featuring the return of Jackie Earle Haley opened this weekend to some awesome reviews at the Telluride Film Festival in Colorado.

The premier of Little Children opened Friday September 2nd with an official release date of October 6th.

And September 22nd is the official opening of All The King's Men.




Go Jackie! Best of luck dude!

That's Right!

HMK

Monday, September 04, 2006

Stop Smoking!


Agency Full Jazz of Brazil created these adhesives on poles In SĂ£o Paulo. August 29th is National Day of fighting against smoking in Brazil.

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HMK

Friday, September 01, 2006

I'm in the Cult of iPod Book!


Hey, in cased you missed it, my HMK iPod Speakers got a double page spread in Leander Kahney's Cult of iPod book.

As a result, I've recieved a fair amount of inquiries from individuals and businesses and I've got orders for more! Not quite enough to quit my day job yet, but pretty decent considering I've yet to make any kind of a real push to market them.

If you're at all interested, there's a cool Cult Of iPod interview with Leander as well as this:

Cult Of iPod Wins Design Award!

If you dig the iPod you'll dig the book' - it's pretty sweet!

That's Right!

HMK

Always Wear Your Helmet Spuds!



Check out this Devo Scooter Spot!

That's Right,

HMK

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Long Working Hours Linked To High Blood Pressure



More proof!

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) -- Workers who clocked more than 51 hours at the office each week were 29 percent more likely to have high blood pressure than those who worked 39 hours or less, a new study from California has found.

Nearly all past research linking long work hours and high blood pressure has been done among Asian workers, Dr. Haiou Yang of the University of California in Irvine and colleagues note in their report in the journal Hypertension.

Interest in the topic began in Japan, they add, where a notoriously high-pressure work culture has given rise to a phenomenon known as Karoshi, or "sudden death from overwork." Today, Americans work longer hours than do Japanese, the researchers add.

To investigate whether more time on the job could drive up hypertension risk among Westerners, the researchers looked at a representative sample of 24,305 California adults who worked 11 hours or more each week.

The likelihood of having high blood pressure rose steadily with the number of hours worked, the researchers found, and persisted even after adjusting for factors such as socioeconomic status and body weight.

Those who worked 40 hours per week were 14 percent more likely to have high blood pressure than people who worked 39 hours or less. Hypertension risk was 17 percent greater in those working 41 to 50 hours weekly, and 29 percent higher in those working 51 hours or more.

The researchers also found that hypertension was more common among clerical and unskilled workers than among professionals. This "suggests that occupations requiring more challenging and mentally active work may have a protective effect against hypertension," Yang and his colleagues write.

And one of the most surprising facts of all:

Almost all of the developed world has legislation limiting work hours, except for the United States, the researchers note.

Super Power Schmooper Power... Where's my koozie?

That's Right!

HMK

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Gigantic












Toshiba is fixin' to launch a new line of USB flash drives called TransMemory.

The gigantic 16GB limited edition hits late December and you can only get it from Toshiba's online store.

That's Right!

HMK

Monday, August 28, 2006

Bonfire of the Brands


I found this story about a guy that's finally discovered the difference between branding and brainwashing...



We are surrounded by myriad brands, flashing neon signs, billboards, labels on our heads, feet and bodies, and the objects we hold in our hands. But what happens when one man tries to live without them?
I am addicted to brands. For as long as I can remember, they have occupied my thoughts during the waking day. What they look like, what they do, what they mean.

The majority of my modest income has been spent on them and I've gone to great lengths to acquire and be around them. I am a music promoter and style magazine editor by trade. In the first case that means putting on events that are often sponsored by brands. In the second it means understanding, keeping up with and talking about brands. Constantly.

As a young teenager, all I ever wanted to do was to work with my favourite brands - Adidas, Technics, Budweiser, Sony - the names that were plastered over the things I craved to own.

Where some boys had posters of footballers or movie stars on their walls, I had images of trainers and turntables - to be surrounded by these names made me feel better about myself, transforming me from my humdrum middle class life in south London suburbia.

But in less than a month's time, I am going to burn every branded thing in my possession. Gucci shoes, Habitat chairs, even Simple soap. I have reached the point in my life where I can no longer be around these things, no matter how special they make me feel. Yes, it is going to be a terrible waste, yes I'll no doubt feel lost when they're gone, but at this moment in time, it seems the only thing I can do.

Brands are all around us. In our homes, on our way to work, in the places we socialise and plastered over the things that entertain us.

Some brands are causes for celebration, being symbols of status or objects of beauty (BMW). Others are the subject of ridicule, somehow signifying a state in life which we cannot slip below (Skoda). In both cases, we take for granted that brands and their messages (advertising) are ever-present in our lives. This is what has come to worry me.

I belong to a generation that has been continually sold-to, almost from birth. If someone had taken the time to videotape my life, in a Truman Show type of way, there would be less than a few hours of tape in which there were no brands on the screen. On my food, on my clothes, on the telly and in my brain.

It is estimated that the average Briton receives over 3,000 advertising messages a day, and my brain's full of them: Mr Muscle loves the jobs you hate; Burger King flame grilled whopper for only £2.99; new Elvive anti-breakage shampoo from L'Oreal Paris; Oral B pulsar, changing the way you brush forever... and on it goes.

From an early age, I have been taught that to be accepted, to be loveable, to be cool, one must have the right stuff. At junior school, I tried to make friends with the popular kids, only to be ridiculed for the lack of stripes on my trainers.

Once I had nagged my parents to the point of buying me the shoes I was duly accepted at school, and I became much happier as a result. As long as my parents continued to buy me the brands, life was more fun. Now, at the age of 31, I still behave according to playground law.

I have been topping up my self-esteem and my social status by buying the right branded things, so that I feel good about myself, so that people can know who I am. In my world, the implications of wearing a crocodile as opposed to a polo player on the breast of one's shirt are of crucial importance. Understanding the differences between Dualit and Dyson, and what they say about their owners is reflection of style and good taste.

By now you're thinking that I am a particularly shallow individual, and to a certain extent, you'd be right. But I think that in small ways, we all behave like this in our daily lives. A stranger waves as they drive past in the same model car as our own. Snap judgments are made on youths dressed in white Reeboks and hoodies. That little bit extra spent on our favourite name brands in the supermarket is a small price to pay because we're worth it.

The manner in which we spend our money defines who we are. This theory isn't exactly new. Thorstein Veblen conjured the phrase "conspicuous consumption" back in 1899 in his book the Theory of the Leisure Class. In this secular society of ours, where family and church once gave us a sense of belonging, identity and meaning, there is now Apple, Mercedes and Coke.

These brands offer us a set of beliefs and goals which we can aspire to. Is this sounding far fetched? Don't take it from me, here's Kevin Roberts, worldwide CEO of Saatchi & Saatchi.

"For great brands to survive, they must create loyalty beyond reason. The secret is the use of mystery, sensuality and intimacy... the power to create long term emotional connections with consumers."

Being the gullible fool that I am, I believed in the promises that these brands made to me; that I would be more attractive, more successful, more happy for buying their stuff. However, the highs of consumerism have been accompanied by a continual, dull ache, growing slowly as the years have gone by; a melancholy that until recently I could not understand.

I now realise that it's these damn brands that are the source of the pain. For every new status symbol I acquire, for every new extension to my identity that I buy, I lose a piece of myself to the brands. I placed my trust, even some love with these companies, and what have I had in return for my loyalty and my faith? Absolutely nothing. How could they, they're just brands.

So, this is why I am burning all my stuff. To find real happiness, to find the real me, I must get rid of it all and start again, a brand-free life, if that is indeed possible. Perhaps if I consume on the basis of need instead of want, on utility instead of status, I might start to value material things for the right reasons. For the time being, I can only hope.

That's Right!

HMK

Thanks to Neil Boorman at the BBC

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Go Full Contact



Recommended listening for this entry:



Well, it's official. After 19+ years of kicking ass and working for the man, my buddy Tim Foley and 3 of his amazingly talented ad pals have opened up their own agency with offices in Boston and New York:
GoFullContact

Congratulations and best of luck to Tim Foley, John Young, Marty Donohue and Christopher Keefe.

Wonder how long it'll be before there's a Texas office...

That's Right!

HMK

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Branding 2006





Here are a couple interesting takes on the state of Branding 2006.5

Not my usual Saturday morning read, somewhat lenghty and dry, but hey, some really good stuff here. The Business Week take (Quick Take) is based on Interbrand's research (Deep Take).

INTERBRAND takes lots of ingredients into account when ranking the world's most valuable brands. To even qualify for the list, each brand must derive about a third of its earnings outside its home country, be recognizable outside of its base of customers, and have publicly available marketing and financial data.

BUSINESSWEEK chose Interbrand's methodology because it evaluates brands much the way analysts value other assets: on the basis of how much they're likely to earn in the future. The projected profits are then discounted to a present value, taking into account the likelihood that those earnings will actually materialize.

That's Right,

HMK

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Pluto Demoted To A Dwarf





From hero to zero?

Pluto was demoted to "dwarf" status when astronomers meeting in the Czech capital voted on a formal definition for the term "planet".

Experts have been divided over whether Pluto - further away and considerably smaller than the eight other planets in our Solar System - deserves the title.

Since the early 1990s, astronomers have found several other objects of comparable size to Pluto in an outer region of the Solar System called the Kuiper Belt.

Some astronomers believe Pluto belongs with this population of small, icy "Trans-Neptunians", not with the objects we call planets.

Allowances were once made for Pluto on account of its size. At just 2,360km (1,467 miles) across, Pluto is significantly smaller than the other planets. But until recently, it was still the biggest known object in the Kuiper Belt.

The big question now is which Dwarf will he be - Sneezy, Sleepy, Happy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc, or Bashful.



That's Right!

HMK